What's in the Road?

Lately, this has been a frequently played game while walking the dogs. Frankly, it's an involuntary game.

Yesterday went something like this:

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING

Two hot women, SUE and LYNNE, walk toward a black and white object, dogs healing at their sides in perfect conformation.

LYNNE
Hey, what's that in the road?

SUE
I don't know - maybe a bag?

LYNNE
Hmmm....I bet you're right. But I'll go with
a box just to be different.

SUE
Good idea. Don't want anyone to think we're
a couple.

The dogs strain at the ends of the leash as they near the black and white object.
Both guesses are wrong. It's a dead cat.

FADE OUT

What's up with the formatting? Well, I'm doing this little thing called Script Frenzy.