Do not adjust your set. Yes, this is exactly what it appears to be:
A Sea Monkeys Slot Machine! Hereafter known as SM Squared. It's true! And it's the cool sea monkeys with crowns. I played this exact machine and won $45.
Imagine my excitement as the reels spun and sea monkeys in all varieties went flying by. It was almost too much to bear.
After I won on this machine we went off and did other things, then I wanted to come back. But others had found the joy of the SM Squared so I had to sort of lurk and stalk. In the whole casino, there were only two SM squareds.
It would have been better if I hadn't scared that lady off since I quickly lost money the second time around. Sea Monkeys are fickle.
Summer Fridays, Vol 4.
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