An article on Yahoo today had an interesting title "One Family's Plan to Save $12,975 this summer."
Intrigued, I clicked to read the article. Wow, these folks are really living on the brink. Here's one example of how they plan to save money: Rather than spending their usual $5,000 on a vacation this summer, they are going to go to a local resort for $400, thus saving $4,600.
Call the Red Cross. This is America. We can't stand by and let people suffer like that.
Now, they didn't say that they actually had 5K to spend on vacation this year, just that they usually spend that amount. So, if they didn't have the money to begin with, are they really saving anything if they don't spend it?
Well, it's on Yahoo, so it must be right. And, based on this reasoning, I've determined that I am going to be able to save even more than these folks. Here's my plan:
1. I will not have a weekly massage. Savings: $50/week or $600 over the three months of summer.
2. I will eat chicken instead of steak. Savings: $25/week or $300 over the summer.
3. I will not buy $75 jeans or a $300 purse. Savings: $375.
This is fantastic! With all these savings, I'll soon be able to quit my job. I'm inspired to cut back even more.
4. I will not have liposuction. I don't know how much that costs, but I'll go conservative with $5,000.
5. I will not go on a two week European Vacation. Savings: $5,000
6. I will not remodel my kitchen. Savings: $20,000.
I'm already saving $30,1275. Seriously, how can so many people be defaulting on their debts when this simple savings plan can save you tens of thousands of dollars.
So, how about you? How will you save money this summer?
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