I knew that eventually the honeymoon would be over and Chris, my usually attentive and doting husband, might cool in his desire to focus his attention on me. I just didn't expect it this soon and I didn't think it would be over...her.
Sure, I can understand the attraction.
I'm lumpy. She's sleek.
I'm old school. She's fashionable and trendy.
I'm dial up. She's wi-fi.
But mostly, I think it's the eager way she responds even to his most gentle touch.
Be on the look out. This vixen could invade your homes as well.
Now I know why they called the company Apple...it's full of temptation.