I just can't think of a title good enough for this photo

We at the Bitter Train are environmentally conscious. We try to be responsible with our carbon footprints. That's the excuse I use on those days when I don't feel like bathing. Why waste water? We took green to a whole new level this holiday season with paper chains made from scrap paper. Already, the paper was put to two good uses, and then, on New Year's Eve, somehow the paperchains made their way to this statue of HS Lehr, beloved founder of ONU. They've lasted over a week, including a major snow storm. This is either proof of the sturdiness of the paper chains or laziness of the grounds crew. Good ole HS. I wonder if he had much of a sense of humor?